Ryan Fletcher: Ten new ways to excuse yourself to the washroom at a restaurant.

Ten new ways to excuse yourself to the washroom at a restaurant.

1. If you'll excuse me I have to drop a load off.

2. I've heard great things about the bathrooms here, I'm going to go check it out.

3. I wonder how the pipes are holding up?

4. I'll be right back, I have some shit to take care of.

5. I have to go make a deposit.

6. Excuse me, I've got an urgent call, nature's on the line.

7. I need some alone time, I'm just going to go sit for a while.

8. I'll have the # 2.

9. I have to be going, I think there's going to be a leak.

10. I'm off to do my part for the sewer system.